Part of my Christmas season every year is the cookie baking. This year was no different. I invited a bunch of friends over, gave each of them a small list of ingredients to bring and cleaned my house.
I invited Dammit Todd to my little shindig too. See, I make these rice krispie things that have lots of peanut butter and chocolate in them and when the cookies get set and hardened in the pan, they are very hard to cut. I was crafty and smart – I bribed Dammit Todd with a house full of women, free cookies and milk. Lo and behold, he agreed to come over to cut the difficult cookies and partake in free cookies and milk. Score.
The girls and I were involved in our controlled chaos of cookie baking when Dammit Todd arrived with himself and a contribution to the party – a total surprise as I really only needed him for the strength of his arms and the pleasure of his company.
This here is what Dammit Todd brought:
Do you see why we call him Dammit Todd?
Love, Jimmie 
Dec 04, 2011 @ 15:32:14
Hey those cookies aren’t that bad. I used to eat them by the row.
P.S. You look like the wife on Breaking Bad.
Dec 04, 2011 @ 21:54:33
Thank you? I’ve never seen that show but you are not the first person to tell me that. Please tell me she’s not some homely person. I’ll cry.
Naw, those are good cookies. Except we were making homeade cookies, see, and Dammit Todd does not bake, apparently.