You know how I tell you all the time that all my siblings and parents and family got all the talent and I got nothing? Read this. Look at her handwriting, even! I’m a leftie and I count myself lucky that you can read what I write. No flowing penmanship for me. Blocky letters only for the purpose of legibility. Also, if I don’t write with a super fine point pen, I smear ink all over my hand and the page as I drag my hand through the words. It’s ridiculous.
Also, I’d like to point out that while I love everything about this post, I also like deodorant. When was that invented exactly?