I Will Never Be The Same Again

Dammit Todd and I went to the movies last week. I always have to go early so I can catch all the previews, the second best part of every movie.

During the previews there was a sudden flash of something on the screen. I couldn’t tell yet what it was but I knew it was huge because every estrogen-filled hormone in my body stood to rigid attention in an instant.

There was a second flash and with a thunderbolt it hit me. I sucked in a breath so hard that I ingested a piece of popcorn from the couple’s bucket in front of us. My ovaries flared into an explosion and then melted in a fiery blaze. I was irrevocably and helplessly disolved into a puddle of teenage longing.

I turned to Todd, my eyes huge, and stared beseechingly.

Already beaten and resigned to his fate, Dammit Todd sighed, “Fine, we’ll go.”

You guys, look what’s coming!

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It’s going to a long, miserable, glorious wait!

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6 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Madre
    Jun 03, 2013 @ 06:38:43

    Nice body, good tan, but his fingernails are a bit long for my liking….just saying

    Reply

  2. Freddie
    Jun 03, 2013 @ 06:43:54

    Oh!

    Reply

  3. Michelle
    Jun 03, 2013 @ 08:26:46

    Oh my! 🙂

    Reply

  4. FELIX
    Jun 03, 2013 @ 11:10:24

    I am hysterically laughing and rolling uncontrollably on the floor….It was the entire 3rd paragraph!!!! You are too funny!!!

    Reply

  5. DAMMIT TODD
    Jun 07, 2013 @ 12:56:04

    You completely blew my cover name in your 1 sentence 4th paragraph there…

    Reply

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