Dammit Todd and I went to the movies last week. I always have to go early so I can catch all the previews, the second best part of every movie.
During the previews there was a sudden flash of something on the screen. I couldn’t tell yet what it was but I knew it was huge because every estrogen-filled hormone in my body stood to rigid attention in an instant.
There was a second flash and with a thunderbolt it hit me. I sucked in a breath so hard that I ingested a piece of popcorn from the couple’s bucket in front of us. My ovaries flared into an explosion and then melted in a fiery blaze. I was irrevocably and helplessly disolved into a puddle of teenage longing.
I turned to Todd, my eyes huge, and stared beseechingly.
Already beaten and resigned to his fate, Dammit Todd sighed, “Fine, we’ll go.”
You guys, look what’s coming!
It’s going to a long, miserable, glorious wait!
Love, Jimmie 