Proper Elevator Etiquette
If you’re trying to get on an elevator, wait until the people (all of the people) who are on said elevator get off of said elevator Do not try and brush your way past like you are more important than God. Do not stand idly six inches in front of the elevator doors making it difficult for me to exit, and generally making me feel the insatiable urge to punch you directly in that messed up lump you call a face. Because even if you manage to gain access to your cherished chariot to the heavens above, you ain’t going any-f@#%*$#-where until I leave. Consider yourself grounded. That is all.
Love, Jimmie 