Monday
I can’t wait for Person to get up. I want the sink. Had no idea there was water in the sink.
Tuesday
Person is taking forever to get out of bed. The sink! I want the sink! Water!
Wednesday
I know. I will lie in the sink. Person will surely get up now.
Thursday
The sink is my favorite place. So cozy. I wish Person would stop grimacing in the mirror over the sink. She’s hogging all my space.
Friday
I hear Person! She’s going to the sink! Must dash – she cannot think the sink is hers!
Saturday
Why do I not have thumbs?! Person is very stingy with the water in the sink. I know. Will smother her in her sleep but must make sure the water is on before doing so. All the water, all the sink, all mine!
Huh. Person misunderstood smothering and took pictures and told everyone that I was snuggling her because I was cold. As if.
Sunday
Person is not here. Dying. Must get water from the sink.
Monday
Genius idea! Will cuddle with Person and meow forcefully until she turns on water in the sink.
Tuesday
Uh oh. Person now thinks I love her, due to cuddling. Very, very bad. Must ignore person. Will do some thinking in the sink.
Wednesday
Ha, ha, Person left the sink on the entire time she was in the shower. Ha, ha, she is such a moron.
Thursday
Person invited someone over called Slim. Slim uses my sink. I hate Slim.
Nevermind. Slim turned on the water. I love Slim.
Friday
Person interrupted my nap in the sink. I hate Person.
Saturday
Person invited someone else over called Woney! Woney uses my sink! I hate Woney!
Sunday
Wait, I forgot. I love Woney! Cannot explain it but I love her. Want to cuddle with her. Does not compute.
Monday
Person laughed at me in the sink. She took my picture. Hate Person.
Tuesday
Person laughed at me in the sink. She took my picture. Hate Person.
Wednesday
Murphy tried to get in my sink. I love Murphy. Hate Person.
Jimmie’s Note: You guys! Seamus cuddled with me! Murphy wasn’t even around and Seamus crawled up on the couch and cuddled with me! He loves me. I knew it. He really, really loves me.
Seamus’s Note: No I don’t. Hate Person. Love sink.
Love, Jimmie 